Brisbane, Australia is quickly becoming a worldwide destination for rub and tug enthusiasts. It isn’t difficult to figure out why when you consider how many Asian massage parlors are popping up there. Some of the happy ending massage in Brisbane are around forever while others come and go.
If you’re in search of a rub and tug of your own, there are some things you should know. This article is going to lay out all of the dos and don’ts of your visit. You should be fully prepared for everything that comes at you when you finally get your chance to stop in. You’ll be able to enjoy the experience much more fully with an understanding of how things operate.
Don’t ask for a happy ending
The first thing to keep in mind is the fact that you should never ask for a happy ending. You’ll most likely be considered law enforcement if you ask about the services at the front desk. If you really need to know, then pulling the manager aside to ask may be an option. It’s not your best, though. The best thing that you can do is order your massage and head to the room.
This is where the rubber is going to hit the road. You’ll be tempted to ask the masseuse before you lie down, but that’s another no-no. The very best thing you can do is simply wait. She should be the one to offer it after your back massage. She’ll instruct you to turn face up and that’s when you’ll be propositioned. They’re the professionals. Let them offer their services in a way that works for them. Prostitution is still illegal in Australia. They know the ins and outs of how it all works.
Look for ads
You can also consult advertisements for places that offer happy endings. Parlors that buy space in places like Backpage and the Courier Mail Newsletter are very likely to offer sex. These outlets allow them to cheaply advertise their services without having to outright state what they really offer.
They’re often taken advantage of by the newer locations, but plenty of the mainstays use them as well. If you see a place in an ad and show up to see a lineup of women, you’re on the right track. Very few places will allow you to choose your woman unless they know you’re doing it for the sex.
How much to pay
You’re going to end up paying for your time at a massage parlor twice. The first time comes when you hand over your cash for your massage. This is to get you into the room. It should run you around $50 to $80. You’ll be able to enjoy your massage as soon as that transaction is complete. You’ll be offered your happy ending afterward. This is where you can expect to pay an additional $30 to $50. Prices are always negotiable, but that’s a good litmus test to make sure you’re in the right place.
In room massage
While the massage parlors get a lot of foot traffic and notoriety, a lot of punters prefer to just stay home and order in for service. Years ago that might have meant trying to track down a phone number on a toilet stall wall. Today we’ve got all the modern conveniences in our smartphones.
Smooci made waves around the world when it opened its Uber of escorts a couple years ago. Thankfully they’ve finally come to Australia. So now guys in Brisbane can just open their phones and visit the Smooci site to find all the available escorts in town.
All the Brisbane escorts on Smooci list their services on their profiles. So it’s really easy to see what they offer. Of course we don’t think it’s likely that you’ll find an escort on Smooci who wouldn’t deliver a rub and tug to your door for the right price. So it’s basically a buyer’s market right at your fingertips.
Also, if the massage is ordinary, you know the whispered “extra massage”? S coming.
Oh absolutely. Big time!
Prostitution hasn’t been illegal in Australia since 1992
We’re not barristers but it’s legal in Queensland and Victoria, plus decriminalized in Northern Territories and New South Wales.